yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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