yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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