We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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