Do you still have your period?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
she told me i tasted like america
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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