That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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