Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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