Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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