But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At least make sure they are 18
Why
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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