Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
