Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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