never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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