It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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