Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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