Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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