Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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