Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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