Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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