Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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