quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it's not cheating when I paid for it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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