Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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