Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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