I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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