Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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