i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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