My balls are so social today.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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