Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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