is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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