Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
