watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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