smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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