I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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