grandma shit on top of the toilet
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Welp...herpes.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize