it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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