similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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