She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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