Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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