I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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