doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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