On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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