if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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