You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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