Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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