everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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