my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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