Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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