we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
