you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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