Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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