dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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