Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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