My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
