we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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