we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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