and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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