the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Dick very happy bro
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
