We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I had to cum in my sink.
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